27% of students get a job related to their major. I plan on not being part of that percentage. Handwriting in College was fun but I realized that my handwriting skills arn't even that good. So I decided to go into a new field entirely. I have a plan on what I will pursue. I will move to Korea and become a Kpop star. Since Kpop is very popular not only in Korea but worldwide I will make money like its nobody's business.

I will use my singing and dancing skills to join a korean boy band. I chose BTS because they have 7 members and one going missing and being replaced by a white boy won't be as noticeable. I will replace all the images on BTS' website to this low res image of me and the boys to trick the fans.

I will replace Suga who is known as the main rapper. In his place I rerelease the hit song Gucci Gang by Lil Pump in Korean. It would go something like this: 구찌 갱 구찌 갱 구찌 갱 . I will make millions of dollars off of merch and ticket sales.

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